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I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me

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(208): View more from Idaho

I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.

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(785): View more from Kansas

If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up

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(203): View more from Connecticut

a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.

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(480): View more from Arizona

he seriously made his penis a facebook.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off

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(586): View more from Michigan

Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.

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(765): View more from Indiana

That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis

(1-765): View more from Indiana

Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced

(1-765): View more from Indiana

and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!

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