Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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