JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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