remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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