I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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