So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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