just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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