She announced her abortion via fbk
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Randomize
