No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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