Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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