So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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