its not stalking. its research.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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