so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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