hell yes lets make some ravioli
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
