? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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