Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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