why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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