i think my tv is drunk
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
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Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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