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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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