yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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