I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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