is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize
