marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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