No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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