We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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