no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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