i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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