Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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