at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I currently don't understand fingers.
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