Do vagina's smell?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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