Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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