They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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