Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I think I just shit out all my problems.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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