You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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