One girl and one boy is just not enough.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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