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Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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