If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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