did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
her vagine was all disorganized.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
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