i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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