Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I love you.
Bad choice
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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