he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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