She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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