I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
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