So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
You can't motorboat a personality
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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