I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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