I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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