is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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