Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
