i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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