Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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