Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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