Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
why didn't you poke me back
Your dad touched me again.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
