Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Someone shit on the floor
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Randomize
