That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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