he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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