then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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