its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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