i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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