Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I need moral support for this bender
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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