No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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