speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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