fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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